Celebletter for Robert Pattinson!

DEAR ROB,

I’ve read all 4 of the twilight books and seen the 3 of the twi movies and thought they were great. I loved you in remember me and harry potter’s goblet of fire. As a result, I’m a complete, devoted and obssessed fan of yours. I would love to meet you one day, maybe at a next movie convention such as breaking dawn or at your filming of it , it doean;t matter what movie you’re in I would follow you. Please respond at your most convenience. I feel very nervous writing this letter.
I’m at a bad time in my life and I really need to hear from you. I know you’re a busy person,but if you can, please respond , it would make me feel better. Please have a nice day.

Sincerely.

liz – your devoted fan who is sad and lonely.